https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

Fürs IT uninteressant, aber fürs OT super :D

Mit Lyrics zum Mitsingen:
Key & Peele – Pirate Chantey

I once met a lass so fine
She was drunk on Barley Wine
I'd been to sea for month's a three
I knew I could make her mine

And the lass was past consent
So it was off with her revent(?)
So we threw her in bed
and rested her head
and we left 'cause that's what gentlemen do!

Together:
A woman has the right to a drink or two
Without worrying about what you will do!

Chorus:
We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!

There was once a gal from Leeds!
Who I heard was good on her knees!
So I docked my ship for an overnight trip
to take care of all my needs
She was fine as the tales did tell
And my mast began to swell!
So I laid her down and raised her gown
And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so!

Together:
Always take care of your lady fair!
'Cause they deserve as much attention down there!

Chorus:
We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!

I once had a woman so fair
Whose womb contained my heir
With a son by my side
the seas we'd ride
The child she would bear.
But my girl, she was no fool;
she was working her way through school
So I did support when she chose to abort
Because it's her body and therefore her choice

Together:
Tho we don't say booty 'less we're talking 'bout gold
We don't look at chests 'lest it's treasure holds
With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip
We will never say 'she' when we're talkin' 'bout our ship
We don't say 'bitch' and we don't say 'whore'
'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia!

Knife throw into wall

There was a lady with a golden eye!
And the doctor said she will die!
So she emptied her purse
To lift the curse
and prayed to stay alive
She awoke the very next day,
And in her grave she lay,
But the scariest part
of the story from the start
is I bet you assumed the doctor was a man!

throws knife that accidentally impales a man

Together:
Women are doctors too!
And for a fraction of doubloons!

Chorus:
We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!

There was a slut with tits to here!
And an ass like--
Righteous gunshot
the man drops dead
A woman drops down from the rafters and blows the soke flintlock in hand
All the men stand at attention as she descends and walks towards the stage to the tune of a cello score
Her alone:
'Cause it's 'Yo ho!' but we don't say 'ho'
Together:
'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!

irgendwie habe ich bedenken wenn DIESE Frau alkohol erwähnt oder gar in den Mund nimmt :P

Dann bitte auch diese Version dazu: https://youtu.be/QVCnkso1Ipc

Ach Mr. Hunter, einmal muss ich mich doch auch mit Teetässchen abfüllen dürfen :D

Lol Scully das ist sogar noch stumpfer als Rolands Messer.

Na und? Wenns Spaß macht! :D

...kein Kommentar...ja doch ich finds super, Stumpf? Nehm ich :P

Ganz vergessen: https://youtu.be/rD3MaARA8lM
Auch schön stumpf! ;)

ja... also am besten war echt der teil mit france :P:P:P